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5 top reasons why Gaddafi Wants to Remain in Power. March 5,2011

March 5, 2011 Leave a comment
7/52 : Faux prétexte - False pretext

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It stops being funny when it starts being you. Saddam was stopped for having imaginary weapons of mass destruction. Gaddafi remains in power and is doing everything to remain in power, even though he has billions of dollars stored away in foreign bank accounts. Why doesn’t he just leave?

Qaddafi’s Militia Storms Key Town Controlled by Rebels – NYTimes.com.

  1. Gaddafi believes he is the last true leader in the Middle East. He does see that the latest protests have been orchetrated by the Muslim Brotherhood.

Thousands of Jordanians left noon prayers to join in peaceful protests in Amman, as the opposition continued to up its demands for political reform. The Muslim Brotherhood, which organized the protest, said that 15,000 people had participated, but the police put the number at 5,000.~ NY Times

2. Gaddafi is trying not to be out done by Charlie Sheen as the “most insane man on the planet.”

3. Colonel Gaddafi, or simply, the “Colonel” as he is called by friends,is trying to bring the Libyan people into the 15th century. As a result, some fundamentalists, IE, the Muslim Brotherhood, think that this is blasphemy. They are urging a call to arms against the tyrannanic rule of gaddafi and his boys.

‘Call to arms’

Tony Birtley, Al Jazeera’s correspondent reporting from Benghazi, said that resistance to Gadaffi’s rule was strengthening.

“I think they’re coming to the realisation that the outcome is in their own hands. They did think that Gaddafi would leave peacefully, they then thought that the international community would take steps and force him out,” he said.

“I think the pendulum has swung now and they believe it is in their own hands.

“They are answering the call to arms, they are coming from all over eastern Libya, bringing their weapons, getting whatever training they can and moving on.” ~ Al Jazeera

4.  Now that he is entering his “senior” years, the Colonel  wants to get a chance to use his 15% off Seniors Day Card at the local drugstore.

5.  My top reason for Gaddafi wanting to stay in power: Where else can he wear what he wears without getting laughed at? Seriously, He looks like a cheap  Maitre d in a third rate hotel in a third world country.

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5 reasons to keep Charlie Sheen on TV

March 3, 2011 Leave a comment
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This guy has been making a lot of news/noise lately. I have pretty well relegated him to the has-been department, but then I felt that he deserved a deeper look. I was suprised myself about why we should keep Charlie Sheen on television, in particular, Two and a Half Men.

  1. I think he really needs the cash. All of the porn stars and the equipment one must need to keep them going..I found proof of this here. Don’t believe that this was done for free. Charlie doesn’t do anything for free.
  2. Charlie Sheen is a hold over from the old days (mid ’80s. Platoon, Boys Next Door) If he falls out of the limelight, we will have to turn again to LiLo, Miley and a host of other talentless hacks.  Has anyone seen Pauly Shore?
  3. Charlie Sheen is a nut. But I like him. He reminds me of Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now, which gets me thinking that this latest outburst by Charlie is a planned and coordinated effort. If in doubt, look no further than Joaquin Phoenix.
  4. Sexist pigs of the world would lose a valuable role model. Of course, they could follow this guy.
  5. My top reason for why Charlie should remain on television is what would Jon Croyer do for a living? Has he even done anything since he was “Ducky?”

Anything you can add?

WINNING! Go Charlie

March 2, 2011 Leave a comment

WINNING! Go Charlie (; – – Top Blog on Twitter Huffington Post, TechCrunch, Engadget, and more – Twittorati.

Yeah Charlie, it looks on paper now, but what happens when the money runs out? Don’t think she will be around. or maybe it is the love you have always looked for…Not!!

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Charlie Sheen and the Chocolate Porn Factory

January 29, 2011 Leave a comment
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So, Charlie Sheen, goes on a 36 hour cocaine fueled bender, writes a check for $30,00.00 to a porn star and it is news fodder for the tabloids. Egypt is on the brink of civil war, but Charlie parties with whores.

Celebrities are entitled to their own lives, but when they become public displays of such tackiness ( I was going to say immorality, but far be it from me to be judgmental) then there should be some form of public repercussion.  Or maybe not. Maybe we have gone so far south that are sensibilities have been forever altered. After all, no one took Barney off of the air when it was shown that his theme song was a North Korean subliminal subterfuge brainwashing message to the youth of America.

No one has taken Barney Frank off of the air either, unfortunately.

30k on a chocolate porn factory. Well, maybe it wasn’t for a porn factory, but it sure a great title for a movie isn’t it?

Let celebrities have their fun. The Paris Hilton’s’ their sex tapes and the Sheen’s, their never ending benders. Snooki and her talentless rap. Just don’t report it as news, or as anything anyone cares about. Report about them when their dead from the excesses.