WINNING! Go Charlie

March 2, 2011 Leave a comment

WINNING! Go Charlie (; – – Top Blog on Twitter Huffington Post, TechCrunch, Engadget, and more – Twittorati.

Yeah Charlie, it looks on paper now, but what happens when the money runs out? Don’t think she will be around. or maybe it is the love you have always looked for…Not!!

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Patients treated at Tim Hortons due to overcrowded ER – News1130

March 1, 2011 1 comment
A winning Tim Hortons Roll up the Rim to Win cup

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Patients treated at Tim Hortons due to overcrowded ER – News1130.

Dear readers south of the border.

Our health care is alwayds being comared to yours and what a model system our “universal” health care is. Even your President, Obama has looked at “health care for everyone.”

While your insurance companies may be gouging you for various treatments here and there, at least, at the very least, you don’t have to have surgery while laying beside someone that is munching on a donut. (Tim Horton’s is our version of Dunkin’ Donuts)

To Canadian readers that are smug about their healthcare and refuse to look at a tiered system:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Enjoy those donuts!

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Get Off the Bus!

March 1, 2011 Leave a comment
081117-N-1082Z-040 INDIAN OCEAN (Nov. 17, 2008...

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Pirates in the Caribbean, not just a movie. Another group of pirates (Muslim Somalis) taking hostages in the Indian Ocean. CNN has the story, but I wonder if they will exclude any relevant facts like they did when the 4 Americans were kliled by Somali pirates.  In that story, the world media outlets neglected to tell the reason why those 4 Americans were in these troubled waters..

They were Christians, handing out Bibles. Do you think that is what got them killed? Dollars to donuts, I’d say yes.

Now it is early in this particular story, but as I read any major news outlet version of the story, I am left wondering what they have left out. Now, I am not saying that the media might be biased, or afraid to call a spade a spade, (snicker,snicker) but it be in all of our best interests if we stopped taking what they were giving us at face value.

Like the American government saying “No more taxes”, or “There were no arms deals to the Contras” (Remember those fairy tales and other lies your step mother told you?) We are being herded like sheep to a cattle car. Slightly nervous about why we are being rounded up, but not terribly afraid as everyone seems to be going along with it, and the media and the government is after all, telling us it is for our own good.

Ollie North! Come back! We need you!

Farrakhan: Mideast uprisings will come to US

February 28, 2011 1 comment
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I said a couple of weeks ago that this was likely to happen, an d now, Farrakhan is saying the same thing. I wonder if he reads my blog? But before you take what he says seriously,

Farrakhan has described a 1985 religious experience in which he ascended into a flying saucer and heard the voice of Elijah Muhammad predicting historical events that came to pass.”

How much stock can you put into a man that has been in a UFO with Elijah?

Farrakhan: Mideast uprisings will come to US – Chicago Breaking News.

“WEREWOLF!!!”

February 28, 2011 Leave a comment
Who ate all the nuts?

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‘Wolf child’ named world’s hairiest girl delighted because it makes her popular at school | Mail Online.

There a million things I could add to this post, but let the pictures do the talking…

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So the Dalai Lama walks into a bar

February 27, 2011 Leave a comment
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Please stop me if you have heard this:

So the Dalai Lama walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and yells out. “Hey, havent I tossed you out before?”

The Dalai Lama says, “Probably.”

Gaddafi: Barakeh Obama is friend – Israel News, Ynetnews

February 24, 2011 Leave a comment
Cover of "Mars Attacks!"

Cover of Mars Attacks!

Gaddafi: Barakeh Obama is friend – Israel News, Ynetnews.

I really was going to skip a day blogging about Libya. In fact, I was going to take the entire day off from writing, checking the news, but then this popped up and I simply needed to share the latest from Gaddafi.

“Gaddafi: Barakeh Obama is friend.

Libyan leader praises US president: ‘He is of Muslim descent, his policy should be supported, as he now leans towards peace'”

I am not even going to touch the claims about Obama and ties to his Muslim heritages. Nope. No sir. Not me.

But I am reminded of this little scene from Tim Burton’s “Mars Attacks”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGo1-EVrsx8

Yes sir, with friends like these…