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5 things the Government DOES NOT want you to know!

March 6, 2011 2 comments
Annuit Cœptis

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Since Roswell, the government (US) has been keeping little secrets here and there over the years. Area 51, The truth of the Bermuda Triangle, Ark of the Covenant etc.

Since Project Blue book closed down, we haven’t heard of any juicy secrets that the government doesn’t want us to know. Until now.

So here is a look at them and if you don’t see a fresh post by me on Monday, then I have been silenced dear readers.

  1. Taxation. We are led to believe that taxes go to paying for government expenditures, infrastructure and some foreign aide projects. Not so says an inside top bureaucrat. ” Actually, your taxes go to China and they do not pass go! We owe China so much money that we do not have a snowball chance in hell of every paying them back.”

According to Ron Paul, a member of the house banking committee, we owe Chinaabout 2 & 1/2 trillion American dollars.

China gets American dollars when they sell us stuff made in China. Instead of sitting on the dollars they buy American interest bearing Treasury Bills & Treasury Bonds, which would have different maturity dates. These Gvt. issues can also be rolled over when the maturity date arrives.

It’s a distinct possibility that it may never be paid off or paid back because the numbers are so high. (Emphasis mine)

These American dollar debt obligations can be sold or traded by China at any time provided a buyer is found.

If the Fed is ordered by Congress to buy them back, it would probably be at a very deeply discounted price, which would show the worlds bankers exactly how unsound dollars have become.
If the Fed buys huge amounts of Treasury debt, it can be assumed the national debt {about 9 trillion dollars} would be owed to the Fed, which apparently is owned by the wealthiest bankers in the world, not the American people.

Now do you see why Ron Paul wants to abolish the Fed?

2. John Kerry is a Soviet spy. Unfortunately, there is no proof on paper of this , but I have seen The Manchurian Candidate so, there you go.

3. The Fed is an unconstitutional institution.  And yes dear readers, there is proof. Watch this little video. I am not sure why people are not actively taking to the streets and protesting this alone. it is bad enough that we are all spiraling out of debt, but the fact that the Fed is making more money of of you than is allowed for by the Constitution?  Write your local congressman today and END THE FED!

4. Michael Ignatieff in Canada is actually a pod person sent by the American government to infiltrate Canadian politics with blandness. Not sure if you noticed, but Canadian politics and history, have always been bland, other than WWI and WWII where we kicked serious ass. Then we became tepid tea drinkers afraid to offend anyone, or anything.

And the top thing that the government does NOT WANT YOU to know about is that, yes,American Idol really has sucked since Simon Cowell ( a Brit) left the show. People want to see tears and ridicule. If they want talent, they will put on a Beatles, Led Zep, Pink Floyd or Stones album. Talented musicians last made a guest appearancee with Blind Mellon and Shannon Hoon.

PS: VOTE RON PAUL. HE IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!

WINNING! Go Charlie

March 2, 2011 Leave a comment

WINNING! Go Charlie (; – – Top Blog on Twitter Huffington Post, TechCrunch, Engadget, and more – Twittorati.

Yeah Charlie, it looks on paper now, but what happens when the money runs out? Don’t think she will be around. or maybe it is the love you have always looked for…Not!!

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“WEREWOLF!!!”

February 28, 2011 Leave a comment
Who ate all the nuts?

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‘Wolf child’ named world’s hairiest girl delighted because it makes her popular at school | Mail Online.

There a million things I could add to this post, but let the pictures do the talking…

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So the Dalai Lama walks into a bar

February 27, 2011 Leave a comment
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Please stop me if you have heard this:

So the Dalai Lama walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and yells out. “Hey, havent I tossed you out before?”

The Dalai Lama says, “Probably.”

Growing Population Fights for Fewer Resources

February 21, 2011 Leave a comment
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It’s a sign of Armageddon. We are living the dream of consumption. The American dream that was heard around the world. Consumerism has led to an explosion. Foreign aide only increases the surface population.

Now, I know that this going to be an atypical rant, but when scientist’s get together and agree on something like “global warming” (snicker, snicker) then we as a people must unite and stop the madness. Let’s end all foreign aide to developing countries. Their hungry cries can’t be heard if I am not listening! heck, lets just pave Africa! It can be an international airport, connecting North America to Europa!

Of course it will be North America leading the way for family planning because Third World nations refuse to do so. Therefore, we will be ceremoniously guilted into doing it. Let’s begin with Al Gore! Lead on Al!! Lead on!!

Lets end all drug rehab. Let’s stop losing fine men and women in uniform in the war on drugs. Let the druggies begin killing themselves and then when there are not so many kingpins and bobby pins, then we can allocate some police members to fight the war.

Growing population fights for fewer resources – News1130.

Lets eat more plants! (of course if we eat more plants, then poor baby seals will die in the wilderness, and the baby deer, the antelope)

The plus side is that obesity rates may go down somewhat, although, unfortunately, not because of an exercise program.

Grammys 2011: Lady Gaga bursts out of a giant egg on stage at the Grammys after dramatic red carpet entrance | Mail Online

February 13, 2011 Leave a comment
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Grammys 2011: Lady Gaga bursts out of a giant egg on stage at the Grammys after dramatic red carpet entrance | Mail Online.

What a silly person. Can you imagine Olivia de Havilland showing up in something like that? People would have run her out on a rail. But once again, the more outrageous, the media flock to it, people like me comment on it and so begins another day.

I remember when stars were still stars and not members of a traveling circus.

Hosni and X Factor

February 12, 2011 Leave a comment
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I heard word, on the rumor train that Hosni Murbarak resigned his position in Egypt, only after Simon Cowell (American Idol fame) offered Mr. Mubarak chance to shine on X Factor.

Mr.Mubarak apparently has been a closest singer for years, doing imaginary duets with his soap on a rope while in a shower.

At the time of this writng, neither mr.Mubarak nor Mr.Cowell would confirm or deny this rumor.