Ophiuchus and other ways to plot the way we die.
Ophiuchus! Ophiuchus Wrestle the serpent!
So astronomers have figured that if the world was not confused enough by all the psychobabble about global warming and how our destinies are entwined in the stars, they have added a new Zodiac sign.
Ophiuchus. Try saying that with a mouth full of macaroni.
Now that the stars are being realigned, I wonder what that is going to do to my future? It was all mapped out and everything!
I spent thousands and thousands of dollars on my personal star charts from Dionne and Friends Psychic Network. ( I didn’t really, but a lot of people did and we know what PT Barnum said)
- New Zodiac Sign Dates: Astrological Signs Now Include ‘Ophiuchus’ (blippitt.com)
- Astrological sign of the times (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
- “New Zodiac Sign Dates: Ophiuchus The 13th Sign?” and related posts (huffingtonpost.com)
- New Zodiac Sign Dates (buzzfeed.com)
- New Zodiac signs throw astrology for a loop (holykaw.alltop.com)
- Astrological Signs: New Zodiac Sign Dates? List- New Zodiac Dates (nowpublic.com)
- Wondering what to make of new zodiac sign dates? (seattlepi.com)
- Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed [Superstition] (gawker.com)
- The new Zodiac (kottke.org)