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Santa, Norad and Jesus

December 24, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Well dear readers, it is Christmas time again. It has been a great and long year but thanks for coming along for the ride Norad has been tracking Santa lately as he makes his back alley christmasway around the world.

I understand, from sources close to the command center that they are tracking him, not out of kindness for children to log on and see where Santa is, but because he is considered a terror threat as he flies across the unfriendly skies.

Apparently, while Santa made his rounds in Pakistan, he dropped in on Bin Laden’s camp to deliver some coal to Bin Laden’s stocking. A guard, inadvertently was able to capture Saint Nick and deliver him over to Bin Laden.

As Santa stops time to make his way across the earth on Christmas Eve, Bin Laden was able to use this to his advantage and radicalized Santa. Santa apparently converted to Islam and changed his name to Jihad Nick.

Oh you better watch out (for planes falling from the sky)

You better not cry (to the enemies of Allah)

You better not pout (against the Prophet Mohammad)

And I’m telling you why

Jihad Santa is coming to town!

He knows when you have been praying

He knows when you are facing Mecca

He knows when you have been good

So you better blow yourself up for Allah`s sake!

So dear readers, that leaves the world with Jesus and the Easter bunny. It is not likely that either of them will convert as Jesus is the Son of the one true God and the Easter Bunny tastes more like pork than chicken.

So to all, have a Merry Christmas, don`t drink and drive and have a great New Year!

  1. December 25, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    I’m trying to focus more on Christianity today (and every day too) but for some reason that still did make me laugh. But let’s think of Jesus today xx

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