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Rex Ryan and the missing foot of the West

December 23, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments
Smokey the Bear

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A lot of feet have been turning up on the West Coast. Smokey the bear says that it doesn’t appear to suspicious. Of course, only you can prevent forest fires so what does Smokey know? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Although the feet issue of the West Coast has a certain, Hollywoodesque quality to it. Maybe it is time that Senor Spielbergo made a film of the underwater people that lose their feet when they mature, lay eggs and die in the deep waters of the coast. I have seen them with my own eyes. I’m just saying that it seems odd that Rex Ryan has a wife involved with foot videos and feet keep washing ashore on the West coast.

That’s why I rent from the Alamo Rent A Car. Great service at rock bottom prices. What would Shrek do?

It’s all good. So close to Christmas. The fact that the media has jumped all over this story (970 items so far) gives sway to the long held belief that New York is for lovers. (Hint of sarcasm here)

If it isn’t for lovers, it’s for someone. Media sharks chasing a story that is about as newsworthy as brownies selling girl guide cookies.

  1. Dawn
    December 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Maybe Monster quest needs to investigate.I find it mildly amusing that it has taken the major media this long to jump on this story. It must be a slow month for news..

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