What would Obama do? Globally warm his mittens over Al Gore‘s wood stove of incandescence? Would the Easter Bunny run in a parade, dressed in white to protest the falling? Some people would. Some would even wear masks, to hide themselves from the protests. I often what sort of person hides from the very thing that they are protesting. Do you know it is wrong but want to raise noise? Is that why you hide your face? Is the cause not worthy of your personal realization that dreams died in 1959 in the Surf Ballroom?
All bets are off kiddies. The snow is falling. I am watching, being watched.
Maybe the question to ask isn’t what would Obama do? What would Clint Eastwood do? “How many snowflakes were there? Five billion? Six?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44shovel, the most powerful shovel in the world, and would blow your snow clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?